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Sunday, 31 January 2010
CERN Zoo
'The Virtual Revolution' on BBC2 TV last night says World Wide Web (WWW) was invented in CERN. Seems therefore a good name for the Internet: CERN Zoo?

http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/the_cern_zoo_page.htm

Posted by weirdtongue at 6:57 PM GMT
Sunday, 11 October 2009
My new stories in 2009

Over a thousand new and previously published stories by DFL:

http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/reinvented_wheel.mws

NEW STORIES IN 2009:

 

All Endings Are Happy: http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/all_endings_are_happy.htm

KNOTS: All Endings Are Happy: http://www.ligotti.net/showthread.php?p=15898

A Cthulhu Mythos Story: http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/a_cthulhu_mythos_story.mws

GLIMPSE: http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2009/01/glimpse.html

Drowsy With Divinity: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=80029030&blogID=464312875

And The Exploding Marrow: http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/and_the_exploding_marrow.htm

Diary of a 21st Century Drunk -

Entry One: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=136537694&blogID=466078745 

Entry Two: http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/entry_two.htm

Entry Three: http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2009/01/man-oba.html

Entry Four: http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/109295.html

Entry Five: http://www.ligotti.net/showthread.php?t=2526

Entry Six: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=145421249&blogID=467220266

Entry Seven: http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/the_knot_of_knots.mws

Entry Eight: http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2009/01/30/on-the-poe.html

Ligottus: http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/ligottum.htm

Derivatives: http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2009/02/derivatives.html

The Fubbcuckle: http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/name_for_the_credit_crunch.htm

Yesterday Was A Funny Day: http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/yesterday_was_a_funny_day.htm

The Stumbling Fear: http://shocklinesforum.yuku.com/sreply/98667/t/Credit-Crunch-recession-or-depression-.html

Build A Character - http://www.ligotti.net/showthread.php?t=2615

The Orchard - http://www.ligotti.net/showpost.php?p=17395&postcount=1

Demolish A Character: http://www.ligotti.net/showpost.php?p=17426&postcount=3

5 Apr: The Art Gallery: http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2009/04/art-gallery.html

9 Apr: Naan Bread & Slippers: http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/109682.html

12 Apr: Cern Zoo: http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/?entry=345388

17 Apr: The Drains Are Blocked: http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/299.html

2 May: Celliano: http://www.ligotti.net/showthread.php?t=2878

15 May: A Handbag: http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2009/05/handbag.html

http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/110014.html 'Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow" by the Clacton Writer's Group (14.5.09)

 

24 May:  Éclaircissement (a poem): http://www.ligotti.net/showpost.php?p=21796&postcount=319

19 Jun: Last Song: http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/110864.html

19 Jun: The End of the Pier: http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/the_end_of_the_pier.htm

21 Jun: Taught by Masters: http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2009/06/taught-by-masters.html

29 Jun: Made From Passion: http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/made_from_passion.mws

11 Aug: Tea and Biscuits:

http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/114066.html

16 Aug: A Candle Dream

http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/a_candle_dream.htm

17 Aug: The Art of Caring for Candle-Dreeamers

http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/the_art_of_caring_for_candledreamers.htm

10 Sep: Rods & Mockers

http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/rods__mockers.htm

15 Sep: Two Old Gents

http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/two_old_gents.htm

25 Sep: Another Two Old Gents

http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2009/09/another-two-old-gents.html#links

26 Sep: Yet Another pair Of Old Gents

http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/yet_another_pair_of_old_gents.mws

8 Oct: The Two Old Gents Have Flights Of Fancy http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2009/10/two-old-gents-have-flights-of-fancy.html

11 Oct: Pirate

http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2009/10/pirate.html


Posted by weirdtongue at 2:39 PM BST
Sunday, 7 June 2009
secret wheel 18
Secret Wheel (18)

MORE PREVIOUSLY PRINT-PUBLISHED STORIES POSTED TO WEIRDMONGER WHEEL DURING 2008:

Donboy (Beyond the Brink 1994)
http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/265.html

Tongue-Tied (Shadowdance 1994) 
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=138197636&blogID=446508434&Mytoken=EA9C3B1B-566E-4A2F-8ECE9783D5B7DF5984664732



The Edwardian Edge (Dial 174 1994): HERE

The Demon Faltering (Enter The Realm 1994)
http://elizabethbowen.fortunecity.com/blog/entry69.html

Half The Battle (Purple Patch 1994):
http://elizabethbowen.fortunecity.com/blog/entry78.html

The Inglenook (Eldritch Tales 1994):
http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/the_inglenook.mws

Bottom Line (Glimpses 1994):
http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1795466/bottom-line/

Dear Eunice (Sepia 1994):
http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1795476/dear-eunice/

Their Cold Touch (The Unnameable 1994)
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1795487/their-cold-touch/

Contrapuntal (Stuff 1994)
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1795496/contrapuntal/

Hell Bent (Beyond The Brink 1994): HERE

The Ghostly Time (Ammonite 1995): HERE

Blocks of Black:
http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2008/03/09/blocks-of-black.html

The Red Bellyband (The Old Police Station 1994)
http://nemonymous.tripod.com/word_hunger/index.blog/1795650/the-red-bellyband/

Synergies (Crimson 1994)
http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2008/03/synergies.html

Wagger, Phuck & Clovis (Massacre 1994)
http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/2008/03/10/

Sonnet (Scar Tissue 1995): HERE

Shades of Grey (Daarke World 1994)
http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/266.html

Prattling Stones (The Weirdmonger's Tales 1994)
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=138197636&blogID=446509249&Mytoken=BB7D4EC6-95EF-41FF-9C8F8923EE5BEDCB81354662

The Wife's Wake (Stuff 1994)
http://elizabethbowen.fortunecity.com/blog/entry70.html

Useful Trick of the Trade (Bizarre Sex & Other Crimes of Passion (Masquerade books 1994))
http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2008/03/12/useful-trick-of-the-trade.html

It Doesn't Follow (Ramraid Extraordinaire 1994)
http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/it_doesnt_follow.mws

Too Shy To Shout (The Banshee 1994)
http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/267.html

Computer Date (the kore 1994)
http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/2008/03/19/

What's My Line (Dreams & Nightmares 1994)
http://elizabethbowen.fortunecity.com/blog/entry71.html

Craters of Gills (Year 2000 - 1994)
http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2008/05/craters-of-gills.html

Time to Shrug and Go (Eulogy 1995)
http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1799206/time-to-shrug-and-go/

Off Beat (Premonitions 1995)
http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1799432/off-beat/

Vicious Circle (Connections 1995)
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1799745/vicious-circle/

Growing Pains (Ocular 1995)
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1799962/growing-pains/

Flat Out (Abraxas 1995): HERE

Counter Tenor (Skeleton Girls 1995)
http://www.ligotti.net/showthread.php?t=1595

Duo For A Nun (Skeleton Girls 1995)
http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/268.html

MORE PREVIOUSLY PUBLISHED STORIES RE-PUBLISHED IN 2008 CONTINUED HERE:
http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/75510.html

 

============================

Southend-on-Sea (The Third Half 1987)

http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1727285/southendonsea/

 

Spam (Weird Monger's Tales 1994)

http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1727287/spam/


Conjugal Spice (The Night Side 1991)

http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1727291/conjugal-spice/


The Imprimatur Of The Monster (Crypt of Cthulhu 1994)
House Trained (previously e-published)

http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2007/07/house-trained-imprimatur-of-monster.html


Culture Vultures (Sivullinen 1994)

http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1727294/culture-vultures/


Jack The Cutter (Stygian Articles 1996)

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1727304/jack-the-cutter/


It Must Have Been Toddington (Flickers 'n Frames 1990)

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1727307/it-must-have-been-toddington/


Notes From A Dream (Skeleton Crew 1988)

http://elizabethbowen.fortunecity.com/blog/entry40.html


Foxflesh (Dagon 1987)

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1727312/foxflesh/


Born From Night (Roisin Dubh 1994)

http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1727300/born-from-night/


Talkback (Braquemard 1996)

http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1727299/talkback/


Ogthrod Ai'f Geb'l (Crypt of Cthulhu 1992)

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1727310/ogthrod-aif-gebl/


Beyond Belief (Wearwolf 1994)

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1727308/beyond-belief/


Cathedrals in the Clouds (End of the Millennium 1997)

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1727309/cathedrals-in-the-clouds/


Crab Paste (Ah Pook Is Here 1995)

http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/07/24/crab-paste.html


Black Ceilings (Vedrolnir 1997)

http://elizabethbowen.fortunecity.com/blog/entry41.html


Dognahnyi - Part Two (Flickers 'n' Frames 1992)

http://elizabethbowen.fortunecity.com/blog/entry42.html


Credentials (Alternaties 1993)

http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/226.html


A Child's Weeping (Not Dead, But Dreaming 2001)

http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/227.html


Milk's Mirror (Air Fish 1993)

http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/228.html


Bricken Hall (Crypt of Cthulhu 1994)

http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/226.html


Certificate 40 (Auguries 1990)

http://nemonymous.tripod.com/word_hunger/index.blog/1813205/certificate-40/ 


The Striking of Camp (Star*Line 1998)

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=147731320&blogID=393195110 


Sisters In Death (Darkside: Horror For The Next Millennium Darkside Press 1996)

http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/07/24/sisters-in-death.html


Madge II (Chimera 1990)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=138197636&blogID=393194634&Mytoken=E0851B25-55BA-4DB8-8EAFA0B077D6FC4D8599692 


The Last Message (Ammonite 1993)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=136537694&blogID=393194132&Mytoken=5816A4DE-77E0-44BD-A132B1D4D39FE6098534625 


The Meaning Of Life (Samsara 1996)

http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/2007/07/24/


Colchester Dreams (Psychopoetica 1999)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=145421249&blogID=393193724&Mytoken=24EEA6E0-E9AF-4A85-AD0F8CCFD9F3DFEB8295623 


Dear Uncle Hairlip (Psychopoetica 1989)

http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/2007/07/24/


To The Water Palace

http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/2007/07/24/


Split Fire & Time (Works 1989)

http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/2007/07/24/


Brother's Berth

http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/2007/07/24/


Eric (Purple Patch 1991)

http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/2007/07/24/


Curfew Watcher (Auguries 1989)

http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/curfew_watcher.mws


Ghost Hunters (Peeping Tom 1993)

http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/ghost_hunters.mws


Cobb (Strange Attractor 1992)

http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/cobb.mws


The Zodiac of Murkales (The Scanner 1990-91)

http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/07/24/the-zodiac-of-murkales.html


Worms & Words (Nightlore 1996)

http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/07/24/worms-and-words.html


A Comforting Wrath (Purple Patch 1989)
Mistaken Identity (Star*Line 1993)

http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/comforting_wrath_mistaken_identity.mws


No Dreams, No Packdrill (Midnight In Hell 1991)

http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/230.html


Time Waits For No-One (Monas Hieroglyphica 1999)

http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/231.html


Too Short For A Name (Psychopoetica 1990)

http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/232.html


No Words For Voices (Massacre 1992)

http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/no_words_for_voices.mws


Back To Basics (Oasis 1997)

http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/233.html


Ne'er-Be-Lickit (Psychopoetica 1992)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=136537694&blogID=291314772&Mytoken=6548910E-7E50-4CDC-8317C236FE5B902156074211


The Faintest Breath (Whispers From The Dark 1995)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=136537694&blogID=291314772&Mytoken=6548910E-7E50-4CDC-8317C236FE5B902156074211


The London Adventure - with Allen Ashley (The Heliograph 1999)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=145421249&blogID=291341035&Mytoken=2EDAA080-05E4-43CA-8C1DF526E9CE486D61591525


A Sort Of Runic Rhyme - with Rhys Hughes (Ocular 1998)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=145421249&blogID=291341035&Mytoken=2EDAA080-05E4-43CA-8C1DF526E9CE486D61591525


Nits - with Paul Bradshaw (Voyage 1999)

http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/07/24/nits.html


Mugger's Rent (Black Moon 1995)

http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/07/24/mugger-s-rent.html


Lardy Dar (Not Dead But Dreaming 1999)

http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/07/24/lardy-dar.html


Variations On A Theme By Ezra Pound (Eavesdropper 1990)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=136537694&blogID=291314772&Mytoken=6548910E-7E50-4CDC-8317C236FE5B902156074211


Tokkmaster Clerke (Works 1988)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=138197636&blogID=291316591&Mytoken=5453E750-FD12-4C67-8018A02A738C0CE756396121


The Wrong Side Of The Bomb (Nasty Piece Of Work 1997)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=138197636&blogID=291316591&Mytoken=5453E750-FD12-4C67-8018A02A738C0CE756396121


The Body In The Bed (Nasty Piece Of Work 1996)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=138197636&blogID=291316591&Mytoken=5453E750-FD12-4C67-8018A02A738C0CE756396121


Connections (The Stygian Dreamhouse 1988)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=138197636&blogID=291316591&Mytoken=5453E750-FD12-4C67-8018A02A738C0CE756396121


Crimson Chintz

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=138197636&blogID=291316591&Mytoken=5453E750-FD12-4C67-8018A02A738C0CE756396121


DFL II (Trash City 1989)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=138197636&blogID=291316591&Mytoken=5453E750-FD12-4C67-8018A02A738C0CE756396121


Dark Sweat - with Jeff Holland (Sci-Fright 2000)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=145421249&blogID=291341035&Mytoken=2EDAA080-05E4-43CA-8C1DF526E9CE486D61591525


Dead Ends (XIB 1993)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=80029030&blogID=291319720&Mytoken=01746BD9-48BA-4FA8-9BDE59127C6FA54556957024


Within The Flicks (The Edge 1990)

http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/234.html


Inside The Bud (Crypt Of Cthulhu 1991)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=136537694&blogID=291314772&Mytoken=6548910E-7E50-4CDC-8317C236FE5B902156074211


The Faintest Lady (End of the Millennium 1999)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=136537694&blogID=291314772&Mytoken=6548910E-7E50-4CDC-8317C236FE5B902156074211


The Gaze Strip (Nasty Piece Of Work 1997)

http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/07/24/the-gaze-strip.html


The Windcheater (Flickers 'n' Frames 1990)

http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1813202/the-windcheater/  


In The Stars (Rattler's Tale 1990)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=80029030&blogID=291319720&Mytoken=01746BD9-48BA-4FA8-9BDE59127C6FA54556957024


Misbegotten Love (Exuberance 1990)

http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1813182/misbegotten-love/

 


Small Talk, Big Issues (8th Issue 1990)

http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2008/05/small-talk-big-issues.html  


Lights (Album Zutique 2003)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=80029030&blogID=291319720&Mytoken=01746BD9-48BA-4FA8-9BDE59127C6FA54556957024


First Love (The Oak 1992)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=80029030&blogID=291319720&Mytoken=01746BD9-48BA-4FA8-9BDE59127C6FA54556957024


Alone Together - with PF Jeffery (Trash City 1993)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=145421249&blogID=291341035&Mytoken=2EDAA080-05E4-43CA-8C1DF526E9CE486D61591525


Wild Jokers & Square Balls (New Truth 1988)

http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1813180/wild-jokers-and-square-balls/  


Textbook Of Green (Arrows of Desire 1990)

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1812984/textbook-of-green/  


Over A Jar (Purple Patch 1991)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=80029030&blogID=291319720&Mytoken=2A1B4A9C-692A-42CC-AE4D11B9A59CEC9467111446


Simon Heman (Midnight In Hell 1991)

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1812983/simon-heman/  


The Maroon Party (Ball Magazine 1993)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=80029030&blogID=291319720&Mytoken=01746BD9-48BA-4FA8-9BDE59127C6FA54556957024


Posted by weirdtongue at 10:39 AM BST
secret wheel 13
Secret Wheel (13)

THE STORY COLLABORATIONS OF

DF LEWIS (1948-   ) AND GORDON LEWIS (1922 - 2007)

THAT DO NOT APPEAR IN THE 'ONLY CONNECT' BOOK

 

charade 

the last home game 

the crime

matilda 

a soul’s insurance

a feeding of the fire

connie 

freighted by frights 

secret ancestry 

strangers knight 

 optimum pose 

rain rain

blue murder  

harvest time

a man to mean to be me 

END OF DFL/GL COLLABORATIONS

 

ALL DFL COLLABORATIONS (!) ARE LINKED FROM HERE:

http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/dfl_collaborations.htm 

=========================================================================

http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/239.html - Random Floors

 

http://tinyurl.com/yujf43 - Boot Heels*

 

 

http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog?entry_id=1642026 - Mustard Kat*

 

 

http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog?entry_id=1642028 - The Thing Of The Past*

 

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog?entry_id=1642029 - Lonely Hearts*

 

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog?entry_id=1642032 - Inchware*

 

 

http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/the_loan.mws - The Loan*

 

 

http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/owens_damascus_road.htm - Owen’s Damascus Road*

 

 

http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2007/02/when-dawn-met-dusk.html - When Dawn Met Dusk*

 

 

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=136537694&blogID=345833858&Mytoken=739A89A0-6EAE-437C-9406A40EB916FC1319054648 - Nobody

 

 

http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/211.html - Zone Fever*

 

 

http://tinyurl.com/36dmza - Angling*

 

 

http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/love_is_like.htm - Love Is Like...

 

 

http://tinyurl.com/36dmza - A Needless Palliative*

 

 

http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/put_out.mws - Put Out

 

 

http://tinyurl.com/36dmza - Dust To Dust*

 

 

http://tinyurl.com/36dmza - If Breath Be Fire*

 

 

http://tinyurl.com/36dmza - Salt Rites*

 

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1813215/yorick/ - Yorick*

 

 

http://elizabethbowen.fortunecity.com/blog/entry25.html - Count The Dreams*

 

 

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=136537694&blogID=345831670&Mytoken=065D4F30-DE57-4CB5-B66F629B9F83135918291062 - The Reincarnator

 

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog?entry_id=1643048 - Wormhole*

 

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog?entry_id=1643048 - Reflections*

 

 

http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/02/19/pest.html  - Pest*

 

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog?entry_id=1643051 - Killing Time*

 

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog?entry_id=1643051 - Budget Day*

 

 

http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1711047/abraham-bintiff-v/ - Abraham Bintiff V

 

   

http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/06/22/the-best-of-all-possible-worlds.html - The Best Of All Possible Worlds

 

 

http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/06/22/the-brom-cupboard-of-crossed-destinies.html - The Broom-Cupboard of Crossed Destinies (with Rhys Hughes)

 

 

http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1711056/the-wilde-head/ - The Wilde Head

 

 

http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2007/06/revery.html - Revery

 

 

http://tinyurl.com/2qrrz4 - The Dead Hand

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1852823/dear-maude/ - Dear Maude 

 

http://tinyurl.com/37uj94 - A Disorderly Imagination*

 

 

http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1813204/egg-stew/ - Egg Stew

 

 

http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/2007/06/22/ - First Mover

 

 

http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1711188/gender-on-mars/ - Gender On Mars

 

 

http://tinyurl.com/ytauyy - The Tide Of Time*

 

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1711191/the-philosophy-of-love/ - The Philosophy Of Love

 

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1711195/kickstart-a-kid/ - Kickstart A Kid

 

 

http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/06/22/lavinia-s-eyes.html - Lavinia’s Eyes (with PF Jeffery)

 

 http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/slaughtergirl.mws - Slaughtergirl*

 

*this asterisk currently means nothing.

 

 

 

http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2008/05/craters-of-gills.html#links Craters of Gills

 

http://elizabethbowen.fortunecity.com/blog/entry78.html#body Half The Battle

 

http://elizabethbowen.fortunecity.com/blog/entry79.html#body Too Much Love

 

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=138197636&blogID=391133776&Mytoken=CFD8F2C3-9BF6-4604-A4F95DC3A35B63DF31193663 The Family

 

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=136537694&blogID=391134656&Mytoken=3BB29018-4AE3-46C5-AEA2EAAC0149FE0B31306849 A Word’s Worth

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1852612/the-da-i-did/ The Day I Did

 

http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/prince_philips_diary.mws Prince Philip's Diary

 

http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/275.html Wordscreen

 

http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1812522/sun-sea-sorrow/

 

http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1812523/scales-and-balances/

 

http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1812526/trepanning/

 

http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1812527/and-never-was-piping-so-sad/

 

http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2008/05/visages-of-jade.html#links

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1812528/the-wedge-question/

 

http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2008/05/ulteriors-motive.html#links

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1812529/thoughts-ribaldries/

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1812530/all-so-real/

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1852611/torn-apart/ Torn Apart

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1812531/fanblade-seven/

 

http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/inventions.mws Inventions

 

http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/276.html Sojourn of Strangers (with John Travis)

 

http://elizabethbowen.fortunecity.com/blog/entry80.html  *Hey Garland, I dig your Tweed coat* (with John Travis)

 

http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1812972/home-is-where-you-lay-your-hat/ - with Anthea Holland

 

http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1812973/cathy-come-home/ (with Anthea Holland)

 

http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1812976/rain-rain-go-away/ (with Gordon Lewis)

 

http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1812977/strangers-of-the-knight/ (with Gordon Lewis)

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1812978/a-secret-ancestry/ (with Gordon Lewis)

 

http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2008/05/11/spiteful-tables.html (with Tim Lebbon)

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1812981/her-words-not-mine/ (with Allen Ashley)

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1812983/simon-heman/

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1812984/textbook-of-green/

 

http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1813180/wild-jokers-and-square-balls/

 

http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2008/05/small-talk-big-issues.html

 

http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1813182/misbegotten-love/

 

http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1813202/the-windcheater/

 

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=145421249&blogID=393193724&Mytoken=24EEA6E0-E9AF-4A85-AD0F8CCFD9F3DFEB8295623 Colchester Dreams

 

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=136537694&blogID=393194132&Mytoken=5816A4DE-77E0-44BD-A132B1D4D39FE6098534625 The Last Message

 

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=138197636&blogID=393194634&Mytoken=E0851B25-55BA-4DB8-8EAFA0B077D6FC4D8599692 Madge II

 

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=147731320&blogID=393195110&Mytoken=ADC8F5A5-AAF8-43B3-BB126B8D6162601E8392669 Striking of Camp

 

http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1813204/egg-stew/

 

http://nemonymous.tripod.com/word_hunger/index.blog/1813205/certificate-40/

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1813208/weirdities/

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1813210/delicious/

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1813211/the-middle-day/

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1813213/death-where-is-thy-sting/

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1852831/the-irreducibles-of-nygremaunce/ The Irreducibles of Nygremaunce

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1813215/yorick/

 

https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1813218/the-forgotten-envelope/

 


Posted by weirdtongue at 10:36 AM BST
Thursday, 4 June 2009

The Walking Mat (1993)

This is one of the longer stories in this book, but, unlike many of the previous long ones, it is not a quilted story. It seems organic. A definite ‘genius loci’. It seems to summarise some of the leit-motifs still homing in. It is a man’s return to the half-sunken novelty hotel where his wife died at his hand on honeymoon. It is about the nature of a gratuitous act. It is of a dual symbiosis where one of the participants dies in the process. It is of the evolution of selves. Tripartite wars. The optimum-last-thought-at-the-point-of-one’s-own-death. It is of interaction and dialogue reminiscent of ‘Effervescent’, ‘The Chaise Longue’, ‘The Scar Museum’... It is of many other things I can no longer grasp.

I have been developing a huge amount of self-doubt as I progress through this experimental (‘intentional fallacy’-inspired) real-time review of ostensibly my own book. But one needs to factor in randomness and synchronicity, truth and fiction. Yet it remains essentially pretentious, and if I believe that an author is just as able (or unable) to critique his own book as other so-called independent reviewers – why have I seen fit to interpolate personal anecdotes throughout, i.e. anecdotes about the writing of some of the stories? Perhaps the answer is in the end of ‘The Walking Mat’: an ending of re-enactment and role-playing. If that is a story-spoiler, I apologise, but it is necessary for me to make this ‘self’-important observation in the context of what is fast becoming an important event in my writing life (i.e. this review). An importance I did not predict when embarking a week or so ago upon doing this (on the face of it, crass) experiment. I suppose it is significant that at the outset I speculated upon this review taking months or even years. And here I am, today, nearly finished!

“The hotel was expensive. Not so much a sea-view as the fish-eye itself.”  (4 June 09)


Posted by weirdtongue at 10:06 AM BST
Sunday, 31 May 2009

CONTINUED FROM HERE


Salustrade (1993)

Hmmm – actually, this over-long story is better than I remember it ... just! Perhaps Karl Edward Wagner did have a point after all when he chose it for ‘Year’s Best Horror Stories’. I have great respect for him and his fiction and his editorial work. Therefore, I shall hold fire on this story. Make your own mind up. I’ll just itemise the high points (for me) then: an assisted suicide beneath a pyramid of second-hand books, some apocalyptic visions and the language used to describe them, a strange relationship between a pair of twins (perhaps, paradoxically, the ultimate tripartite war!), Salustrade as the highly-strung, imp-like ‘gladiator’, the steampunk SF scenario under a gothic city and the Padgett Weggs finale.

It’s perhaps that some of these high-points don’t make the grade as amenable jigsaw pieces! This story crams in so many DFL emblems it makes the task of this real-time review discovering the book’s audit trail of leit-motifs (leading to an eventual gestalt) either too difficult or too easy. Never in between.

“The books around her were nothing but memories, too – mere pages of live thoughts that were all but dead. How could the bone of one finger split into a ‘V’? For a book to live, though, must it not in fact become such a ‘V’?
 
(27 May 09 - 2 hours later)



Scaredy and Whitemouth (1994)

This one seemed far better than I remembered. I remembered it as a pedestrian story of a blind girl called Aspen – and her two cats – and someone called David whom she visualised. It is about those things. But the ending came as a complete surprise and the innuendo of some people ‘seeing’ more things by feeling their way reminded me of various processes I’ve experienced when doing these real-time reviews. But that’s not the real reason. This was a story that genuinely touched me as if I’d never written it. The Narrator this time was not on a dimmer-switch, but I, imputed author become the unconnected reader, was dimming and brightening in a slow-motion strobe as if in some process that could only be envisioned by a real blind person. I almost could answer the question: who empathised with whom? Almost. 

[Perhaps one needs two people to try empathising mutually so as to allow a missing missing-wall to be found by a third party as a chink of light through which he or she can ‘read’ both parties far more clearly than they could even ‘read’ each other and themselves. A three-cornered dance ... or a tripartite war’s surrender or peace conference.]

“Aspen had dreams in her sleep. Blindness couldn’t prevent that. She saw the places she visited during the day in precise detail, down to the assistant at the underwear shop with pitted face, toothbrush moustache and tape measure round his shoulders.” (27 May 09 - another 4 hours later)



The Scar Museum (1996)

A somehow logical treatment of a protagonist who runs a Scar Museum and stays in hotels in Spa towns so as to cull as many potential exhibits as possible from the inhabitants – paralleled by a metaphor of life’s scars extending to real scars on the mind’s surface, a mind that can also be culled. It tells of his well-narrated encounter with two women and with a pig-like dog called Tussle. And there is a guest appearance by Padgett Weggs in his dosser role. It all makes eminent sense. And fits into a growing hypothesis that this collection is really a novel...

Read as a separate story, it works, too.

It makes unbelievability the new believability.

Some strange expressions like ‘unworld-famous museum’ and ‘undesigner-rip in the jeans’ take this concept of against-the-grain truth into a realm of even weaker tissues of lie. (28 May 09)





Season of Lost Will (1991)

“Freda often thought out loud after her memory started to go. If she could but know where it was going, that might have helped.”

This story has become devastating. When I first wrote it I was around 20 years younger than I am now, and it wasn’t quite so devastating to me then. It is a story of misunderstandings and memories as one grows older as a married couple. It cleverly centres round a mysterious Christmas Card that arrives every year. Time attenuates into a scar of its former condition. Which is best - to lose something or never to know you had it? Then slowly and unenthusiastically queuing behind crazy people for the emergency exit from life’s auditorium.

“The great miracle about it all, he thought, was that people lived as if they were immortal, but knowing at the back of their mind all the time that one day, one unexpected day, they would pass on. That was God’s con trick. What made it more absurd God would never put in an appearance to have the last laugh.” (28 May 09 - 4 hours later)




Second Best (1993)

A densely word-packed flash fiction about Simple Simon and the Pieman and Jack the Giantkiller in a tripartite dream. A ‘bony-meat haven’ or a ‘slight ghost in the night hutch’ or ‘wishbone substance of shadow’?

A question of philosophical identity. And just another piece to fit into the jiggery-pokery that is this book.

“‘The only giants left to kill are ourselves.’ – Rachel Mildeyes.” (29 May 09)



'WEIRMONGER' REAL-TIME REVIEW CONTINUED HERE.

CONTINUED FROM HERE.

At this point, we are about halfway through this book. 

A Selfish Strain (1998)

A ‘dream of real air’ from a world under water?  Well sort of. It’s a chunky prose piece “using words less understandable than the alien dialect once crated to Earth in the beaks of insane, if articulate, chickens”. It is about the cynical narrator’s son bringing home a girl friend (who is a bit like one of those Haw Haw creatures in ‘Caretaker’?) – with‘coral seas beyond the stocking-tops’. 

DFL stories are often frightening – not so much because they are always Horror stories – but because it’s frightening to think anyone could have written them!  Or even wanted to.

"High-faluting college talk, I called it. He needed his brains flushing out.” (29 May 09 - 2 hours later)

 

 

 

 

The Sun Setting (2003)

This is one of the few works that was first published in the ‘Weirdmonger’ book.  Strangely, it is the only story that is out of alphabetical order (as you will see).  Perhaps a red-herring in a ‘whodunnit’ or ‘isitreallyanovel?’ novel. It is also, I believe, the shortest piece in the book. About a lake (the lake in 'Egnis'?) A genuine prose poem, as opposed to a story. I shall break some more reviewing ground by making my review of this piece the whole piece itself from beginning to end:

“THE SUN SETTING

The lake was darker than the deepest sleep.  I could still sense the horizon, though, while I or someone like me stood on the water’s edge: sensing that the tideless ripples were louder because it was night and there were less distractions.  There were several others, awake or asleep, I wasn’t sure, who stood ranked along the edge: as if waiting for the glorious moment of waking or sunrise whichever came first.  A sense of awe.  A greater sense of suspense.  A sense of sense.  It was difficult to express even the simplest sense of all.  Meanings lost touch with reality.  Whilst thoughts regained reality piecemeal, during the process: a rim of screaming orange slowly worming across the already known horizon of utter darkness.  Then the sun ineluctably inched upward, a slowworm, an inchworm, a wormhole of blinding iritis of the eye: sloe gin, searing cocktail of the senses, gingerly ratcheting into focus: half up now, almost three-quarters: as the lake became a sheen of fire; I or someone like me, almost fully awake, turned to see the other watchers of the lake, standing to attention, saluting the sun or, rather, shading their eyes from the sun with their hands: they could almost see the veins under the flesh by looking at the sun through themselves: I recognised one or two of the watchers: friends, relations, enemies even. There was not a single stranger.  We were all bleary eyed, squinting, shambling, shuffling, a slow-motion locomotion nearer the lake’s edge, as if in some wildly lethargic attempt to summon the sun to ourselves, gathering it to our bosom.  I or someone like me closed one eye.  It was like winking.  Acknowledging the presence of a life-giving force: after all, the sun gave us life, and we needed to return the favour.  Exchange blessings with the most sacred powerhouse of God and Mystery.  If God it were.  Only representatives knew whom they represented.  And the sun could not speak, could not be killed for the message it brought, could not accept blame or praise.  Slowly now, far more slowly than we could imagine by wading through the margins of water with which the lake ruffled our bare feet towards its blistering furnace, the sun appeared to engorge as the horizon finally released its lower arc of corona.  And nigh filled the sky.  I or someone like me held hands with my neighbour, and he or someone like him took hold of his neighbour and she or someone like her took hold of her neighbour … as we walked deeper into the lake.  And slowly, so very slowly, watched ourselves as our lives passed before our eyes as if we had actually lived such events in the course of some unspoken reality.  The worm drowned.  As heads inched beneath the silken smoothness of sparkling fire, it was as if each head was its own sun setting.  Some of us or some people like us decided to linger to see the real thing.” (29 May 09 - another 30 minutes later)

 

 

 

Shades of Emptiness (2003)

First published in this book, this is a Joycean you-monologue (you being me) that ranges in quick-fire fashion between ‘identities’, historicities, house parties, slimefests, emptinesses... There are many strong visions and images and spectacular usages of language in this very long ‘story’. But do they cohere? Not to the present reader.  This is the ugly face of ‘Weirdmonger’ – perhaps paralleling or symbolising the wider frustrations and eventual failure of those audit-trailers out there or of any seekers of leit-motif from within the whole book to make a gestalt.

“So, you determined to gate-crash and then gate-crash again. If a party was worth a party, it took you ten thousand years to reach its inner sanctum, where the action actually was.” (29 May 09 - another 90 minutes later)

.

The Shiftlings (1991)

It is a story rather than a prose poem, but I surprisingly find it is shorter than ‘The Sun Setting’! It is a conversation of dreams and the reaching through hair towards the head itself. A wispy ghost story. We are all ghosts, perhaps.

“But you must learn to sort out the straight bits first, or the middle will never come.” (29 May 09 - another 2 hours later)

Small Fry (2003)

First published in this book, this is my favourite DFL story ... where all the various DFLeries and DFLisms come together.  It tells of an extended family in Wales, their associates in the TV world of the Sixties, the near-physical ghosts, the charade party games, the obliquities that (here at least) mean far more than any linear or straightforward devices can manage, the poignancies often touching upon absurdity or grotesqueness, the tripartite war of unsexual love, sexual love and irregular lust - all conveyed by a language that here works perfectly as a blend of dense texture and clarity, of poetry and prose.

“The magic times always seemed to be saved for a Sunday, when Father took us for views. His old jalopy took the steep winding roads in its stride. Up a Welsh hill, with our breaths snatched away, we gazed awestruck at the way God was able to make things so really big and high, as if He were showing off for the benefit of us small fry.”

‘Small Fry’ makes me want to question the word ‘weirdmonger’ that one of my children invented for me in the eighties.  There is something constructively ambivalent about the word.  As in this very story.   Not destructive as it is in the actual story entitled ‘Weirdmonger’ later in this book.  There is a difference between the Weirdmonger who writes these stories and the character who stole the name from the writer and used it as its name when the writer wasn’t looking and took it on and spoilt it and gave it a spurious ‘truth’.  And, damn me, then I actually found it became the overall title of the whole book! (29 May 09 - another 2 hours later)

.

Small Talk (1994)

“...filled with sinister back-to-back churches and tenebrous terraced steeples. Things with souls seemed to be loitering on the pavements like coffins of flesh, whose talk was so small, silent it was.”

This is a long story of a day trip by car from Croydon to Leeds and back again. It is based on the exact details of the real trip in 1988 to a SF Convention with another writer (called Gary in the story but not a Gary in real life) who was of course then much younger and unfamous. Interpolated between the outward trip and the return trip are a series of discrete (?) short stories that the driver (based on me) fictitiously told the passenger en route.  Do these stories cohere and/or stand up as stories or act as reasonless ‘small talk’?  Some of them concern car travel: full of every-day and grotesque and absurd images / visions (much like ‘Shades of Emptiness’ but here, I feel the format works better).  It is a sort of mini ‘leit-motif to gestalt’ within a larger ‘leit-motif to gestalt’ of the ‘Weirdmonger’ book itself.  Dolls within dolls.  We nearly had a fatal accident on that real trip, I recall.  Would the world have been a better place had that happened – to the two dolls rattled around inside like dice?

“‘Don’t turn left on Sydenham Road!’ he insisted, upon giving me directions back to Croydon. If he said it once, he said it a hundred times.” (30 May 09)

 

THE 'WEIRDMONGER' REAL-TIME REVIEW CONTINUED HERE


Posted by weirdtongue at 1:54 PM BST
Sunday, 24 May 2009
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'Nemonymous' 1 to 5 have been printed traditionally and there is a stock of truly beautiful anthologies waiting to be sold at reasonable prices. Five different anthologies. Please see
HERE for lists of their featured authors.

Nemonymous Five was published in 2005.
Many have said the cover itself is an amazing work of art, e.g:


"Nemo 5 has that Phil Dickian quality, an object that is not what it seems. It reminds me of my most memorable moment as a science fiction reader when in "Time Out of Joint" the soft drinks stand dissolves and Ragle Gumm is left with a card bearing the words 'SOFT DRINKS STAND'."

and

"Outstanding, Des. This is pop art. This is like Claus Oldenberg and his big soft electrical plugs. I shall try it in different positions all over the house. I'm now *very* pleased that I restrained myself from reading other folks' cover comments until I'd seen this beauty. It's left me with a deep and delighted smile."

WITH THIS COVER, IT WOULD MAKE A PERFECT SURPRISE GIFT FOR SOMEONE!


The first story in NEMONYMOUS FIVE starts: Sit down and shut up!
Indeed, it is advised that the reader consumes the whole book silently in one sitting, in the order printed -- not worrying too much if any particular story doesn’t, at first, truly cling. This will ensure the whole reading experience will be devastatingly memorable for the rest of your life.

NEMONYMOUS SIX in 2006 was something else!*


Nemonymous One became, in 2001, the world's very first self-contained volume of anonymous stories (written independently by different authors) and collected as such. In 2002, Nemonymous Two published the world's first blank short story in print (as far as it is known), together with the acclaimed 'Vanishing Life and Films Of Emmanuel Escobada' which is to be anonymous forever & the classic story 'The Assistant to Dr Jacob' which was reprinted in 'Year's Best Fantasy & Horror'. Nemonymous Three received an amazing nine 'honourable mentions' from YBF&H and Nemonymous Four is a sleekly white Stealth fighter-plane that missed nearly every radar! More 'Honourable Mentions' for stories in Nemonymous Five, Zencore! (Nemo 7) & Cone Zero (Nemo 8), including Zencore's 'England & Nowhere' being reprinted in 'Year's Best Fantasy & Horror'.




Nemo #4 review says: "It is absurd there are so few publications in the small press produced to such a professional standard. Nemonymous, for its production values alone, should be a benchmark."

On 9 December 2004, Keith Brooke (aka Nick Gifford) gave a lecture at Essex University for the Department of Literature, Film, and Theatre Studies' weekly talk series. His title was "Names, Pseudonyms and Nemonyms" (about labelling in fiction), and featured ideas created by Nemonymous and a reading from it.

"One of the most interesting experiments in fiction in recent years."
-- from TIME OUT 2003

"...switching between the Pan Book of Horror Stories and one of HP Lovecraft's wordier collections."
-- TIME OUT review of Nemonymous Five (2005)

"Utterly unique...this compact little book offers immense pleasure."
-- from ASIMOV'S 2005

A Nemo#4 author says: "What has attracted me the most to Nemonymous is that through its anonymity (a primary facet of the unknown, of the weird) it's becoming, I think, a focal point for modern fantasy, a gathering, if you will, for a new school of weird."

Rick Kleffel's article
HERE says: "This is a brilliant and exciting idea, and who else would come up with it but DFL, who has been pushing the boundaries of fiction for more than 20 years."

This site says: "So very rarely does something truly innovative survive marriage to altruism in the harsh day to day reality of the business of literature. Check out DFL's Nemonymous, be part of something great."

NEMONYMOUS DISCUSSION FORUM:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nemonymous/

Stories for Nemonymous Four and Five were considered and finally accepted/rejected by the editor with the authors still anonymous.


Simply brilliant original poems by various poets all entitled
Nemonymity.


A Nemonymous-type book has appeared in 2005: THE SECRET SOCIETY OF DEMOLITION WRITERS

"Long before The Secret Society of Demolition Writers, DFL, one of the finest literary terrorists we have, created Nemonymous, a literary anthology dedicated to an anonymous reading experience."
--Rick Kleffel.

The Vanishing Life and Films of Emmanuel Escobada



Click for: DFL BIOGRAPHY
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NEMONYMOUS is an acclaimed megazanthus of short speculative fiction -- a Small Press publication conceived, edited, published and distributed by DFL as a labour of unrequited love.




REVIEW OF FIRST FIVE ISSUES OF NEMONYMOUS
I love Nemonymous. The idea, the execution, its weird size and shape, the stories. It has the feel of something bold and forbidden. Stories with no bylines? It’s a brilliant way of putting the fiction up front and center. No browsing the contents list to see who wrote what, no going to the familiar names first, and no scanning of the writer’s bio to read the accomplishments of the unfamiliar before giving their stories a read, and no skipping the authors who didn’t light your fire in the past. No, Nemonymous is all about fiction divorced from any context but temporary anonymity. And though the experiment is now on hiatus with issue five, Des Lewis has devised the “megazanthus” in such a way that each and every issue of Nemonymous can still be enjoyed the way it was meant to be if the reader so chooses … it just takes a bit more willpower for those who weren’t onboard the first time.

The magazine’s central conceit of temporarily anonymous stories is nicely preserved in its format, even after subsequent issues are available and the authors are revealed. A new reader has the option of approaching the stories with their anonymity intact, unless, of course, a story is so powerful the reader just has to know who wrote it. I admit there were times I wished I could grab the next issue and find out who wrote a particular story. I can’t say what I would have done had I the option to know who wrote what. Some stories begged for unmasking early and if given the opportunity of having issue two at hand while reading issue one, I probably would have skipped ahead to see who wrote something that really wowed me like, say, With Arms Outstretched.

While I liked every issue, Nemonymous two and three impressed me like no other, perhaps because I found their ideas so thought-provoking. Loss of memory, identity, emotion, relationships, and self are the sort of thematic concerns that enthrall me. In fact, two and three feel like one giant issue that needed to be divided, such was the importance of its thematic concerns. Never mind the submissions process was many months apart, these two issues feel like a unified whole with stories that could have fit comfortably in one issue or the other. While it was the premise of the magazine that drew me in, it was the execution and quality of the stories that validated my high expectations. Don’t get me wrong, there isn’t a bad issue of Nemonymous, it’s just these two are such stellar achievements you wonder why the future of Nemonymous wasn’t ensured from the start of its five issue run (one can hope there will be future volumes).

What follows is a review of sorts, but I’m only going to hit on a few stories and not even all those that resonated with me or else I’d spend too much time gushing about, say, Shark in a Foggy Sea (Issue three) or The Assistant to Dr. Jacob (Issue two) at the expense of gems like Buffet Freud (Two) or The Place Where Lost Things Go (three) because I’ve only so much time.

I’ll start with the second issue’s Climbing the Tallest Tree in the World. I want to single it out because it’s the perfect example of what Nemonymous can do for the reader and the author. I won’t mention the author’s name because I’m writing this to entice new readers and if nemonymity is still intact, it’s still possible to enjoy these issues the way they were meant to be, sans byline. I was semi-familiar with this writer’s work before reading the story. Maybe, had I known the author’s name, I would have saved this story for last or, worse, not gotten around to reading it, which isn’t to slight the author’s skill because he’s very deft with the written word and in crafting a story. No, it’s more of a thing where I was biased because the previous works I’d read hadn’t quite grabbed me. I didn’t know who he was and in this case I was blind not only to the author, but to the genre. This last is very important because it highlights the second thing Nemonymous does well; it temporarily strips a story of genre and believe me, there are plenty of genres represented within Nemo’s pages so you never know what you’re going to read next. So it was with great excitement that I started reading the first story of Nemonymous 2 and it soon became clear it wasn’t going to be the type of story that reveals itself perfectly by the last word. However, it was the language and the feel and the mood that made me appreciate what I’d read even when I didn’t completely understand it by story’s end. Sometimes it isn’t about “getting it” as much as it is “feeling it” and Climbing the Tallest Tree in the World is the equivalent of watching a film that makes you think as much as feel. In the beginning, I didn’t understand it (sometimes I’m just dense), but upon a second and third read the idea reveals itself in the pieces of symbolism the author chose…or maybe I’m totally on the wrong track, the fun is using your mind in a way you don’t with many other stories. Nemonymous made me reevaluate what I knew - or thought I knew - about this author. I won’t be putting off his stories in the future.

Issue Two’s second story, Mighty Fine Days, particularly resonated. The protagonist’s plight is a chilling one where newspapers and signs have all become blank as if the details are lost before imprinting themselves in his mind. So, too, does his mind begin to unravel as his memories depart and, perhaps most eerily of all, no one seems to notice his plight, nor does he feel any profound sense of loss as he goes through the motions of life. Yeah, I probably revealed too much here, but the brilliance of this Mighty Fine Days is in its execution. I absolutely love this story to death and a lengthy plot summary cannot ruin the power of this story.

The Drowned, also issue two, is the best kind of character study, one that doesn’t feel faux or forced and doesn’t use a terminal illness in a clichéd attempt to make the reader feel something the writer doesn’t have the ability to pull off otherwise. The narrator and Kevin are alive and their experiences are perfectly suited to the titular metaphor. The second paragraph’s “The only time we went away together was pretty much a disaster. It taught us something about ourselves, but it wasn’t knowledge we could use,” is an amazing, thoughtful statement. Issue three’s Chemo is another excellent tale about a terminal illness and its effect on the stricken couple where the handling of the subject isn’t what you’d expect.

Issue three’s Genie was an excellent tale of love and loss. Some days it is my favorite story of the issue, sort of like when you get a new CD and different songs strike your fancy at different times. I absolutely love the way the story unfolds and the way the author doesn’t let the premise down by story’s end. It’s fabulous and the fact that so many other stories in the issue are just as good is a testament to Nemonymous' consistently high quality.

And just when you think you’ve got Nemonymous figured out a tale like The Rest of Larry smacks you upside the head and you realize you really, really, never know what you’re going to get next. Another point about the bylineless format should be mentioned here. Because you don’t know the authors, you’re less likely to skip around—at least I am. Nemonymous is an anthology that should be read in the order the stories are presented. The Rest of Larry is…well, I can’t say anymore, but trust me; if you read the stories in order this one will surprise you. Trust the editor, he knows what he’s doing. The Rest of Larry is a great read and hilarious and unexpected read.

I’ll end with thoughts on the “denemonization” process itself. Nemonymous’ after-the-fact bylines gives authors a chance to reflect on the feedback their stories have garnered in the months since first publication. Instead of a simple statement of author identity and a short, generic bio, you often get to read thoughts tailored to the story or to the experience of being temporarily anonymous. Issues two and three have superb author notes, worth the original wait and still interesting for late-comers who have yet to experience Nemonymous and wonder what it was like for the authors to sit in silence all those months. These bios feel interactive. It’s a nice touch you don’t often get with fiction’s traditional modes of presentation where the bylines say “this is who I am; this is what I’ve done.” No, most of the Nemonymous bylines are an attraction in and of themselves and I don’t recall them getting their proper due. I like reading what was going through an author’s mind when he or she wrote something, or what the author felt when reading a particular review of the story, or how the author felt about anonymity. Plus, I was totally, utterly astounded by what the author revealed about issue one’s With Arms Outstretched when it was denemonised in issue two, just a little factoid about its history had his author bio been printed in any outlet other than Nemonymous. Like the gold coin on Issue three’s cover, the idea, the execution, and the result of Nemonymous is priceless. Highly recommended and readily available.

This review © Brent Zirnheld (December 2005)


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*You could say that Nemo 6 was the blank edition. It just had to happen. After the blank story and the blank cover and...
I'll get my coat!
DFL Obituary: HERE.

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SIDESHOW: Silly Idea - The Baser Pulps - Nemonymous - The Weirdmonger Wheel - Themed Quotations from DFL - Weirdmonger (Prime Book 2003) - DFL's review of 'Teatro Grottesco' - The Pit and the Pessimum 


Posted by weirdtongue at 8:33 AM BST
Saturday, 16 May 2009
Real-Time Reviews as invented by DF Lewis

There may be unavoidable spoilers in all my reviews (although I do try to avoid them). 

An author's blog HERE. "Had an interesting experience this week of watching an “as live” review of The Ephemera taking shape as it was being read."

 

Another author's blog here about the DFL review of his book: HERE. "So here’s a sincere thanks to Des for his perceptive and insightful reading of my work."

 

A review of DFL's review of Ligotti's book below: HERE. "If you're looking for a brief romp through weird literature and the banker Meltdown, or have wondered what one weirdmonger on the fringe thinks of another wordsmith of the high weird, then you have found your destination."

 

HERE: "Des you make me want to buy books. My dream is to have you one day do one of these enlightening reviews about a collection of my stories. Brilliant stuff!"

 

Paul Meloy: HERE: "Des, this has been an absolute pleasure! Delightful, unique, touching...an honour. I predict these stream-of-consciousness reviews will become the essential thing to have and be in great demand! Thanks for taking the time to do this, Des!"

 

EDIT (22 APR 09): These reviews have developed into what I now call Real-Time Reviews of Books. The more recently dated ones below show this development more markedly.

 

 

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May 2007: DFL's review ('On The Hoof') of Thomas Ligotti's 'Conspiracy Against The Human Race': HERE

with TL's reply.

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Nov 08 - Jan 09:

 

http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/glyphotech_by_mark_samuels.htm

 

http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/beneath_the_surface_by_simon_strantzas.htm

 

http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/omens_by_richard_gavin.htm

 

http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/divinations_of_the_deep_by_matt_cardin.htm

 

http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/rain_dogs_by_gary_mcmahon.htm

 

http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/teatro_grottesco_by_thomas_ligotti.htm

 

http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/how_to_make_monsters_by_gary_mcmahon.htm

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(3 Feb 09): http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/tamar_yellin.htm - Tales of The Ten Lost Tribes

 

 

(17 Feb 09): http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/the_reach_of_children__by_tim_lebbon.htm

 

(21 Feb 09): http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/the_impelled__other_headtrips_by_gary_fry.htm 

(7 Mar 09): World Wide Web And Other Lovecraftian Upgrades - by Gary Fry

(11 Mar 09): Beneath The Ground - edited by Joel Lane

(15 Mar 09): UNBECOMING And Other Tales Of Horror - by Mike O'Driscoll

(20 Mar 09): The Ephemera - by Neil Williamson

(25 Mar 09): Somnambulists - by Allen Ashley

(29 Mar 09): The Villa Désirée and Other Uncanny Stories - by May Sinclair

(11 Apr 09): Sanity and Other Delusions - by Gary Fry

(12 Apr 09): http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/sleepwalkers__marion_arnott.htm

(15 Apr 09): ISLINGTON CROCODILES by Paul Meloy

(20 Apr 09): http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/mindful_of_phantoms.htm by Gary Fry.

(6 May 09): The English Soil Society - by Tim Nickels 

(6 May 09): The Cusp of Something - by Jai Clare

 

 

 

 

Still in reading/reviewing:

"Real-Time Review of 'Weirdmonger' by DF Lewis" by DF Lewis 

Visits To The Flea Circus - by Nick Jackson

 

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PS:

Review of a long on-line novel:

http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2008/06/odalisque.html - a novel by PF Jeffery 

 

 

Mark Samuels' WHITE HANDS: http://nightshadebooks.com/discus/messages/8/752.html?1227381699 (June 2003)

 

Real-time notes on Robert Aickman: http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/robert_aickman.htm

 

 

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Posted by weirdtongue at 4:59 PM BST
Monday, 16 March 2009
Monday, 12 January 2009
Meeting of Minds

Meeting of Minds

The huge digital clock clacked loudly like an old-fashioned cricket scoreboard where a run was scored every second. The double clack each ten seconds relieved to some extent the otherwise hypnotic rhythm. He was waiting for a late night train. Nobody else was on the platform, but he did spot a foetus-like rodent scampering along one of the rails. For one moment, he thought it was the live rail, but following the creature’s disappearance behind a wooden plank, he assumed he must have been mistaken. The clouds had disappeared too, leaving the stars untangled, the moon uncluttered - except for two dark shapes approaching each other which were none of these things. Not aeroplanes with silent flashing lights, more like ill-defined ink-blots each about the size of an age-grimed pre-decimal penny upon the scale of his eye to the sky. Then the two shapes merged like cells under a microscope and suddenly shone as a silver half-crown. He wondered if he was the only one to notice these happenings in the sky, just before he felt the fatal electric shock in the ground as the Earth shorted at approximately 23:57:33.

Published 'Crossings' 1993


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