'The Virtual Revolution' on BBC2 TV last night says World Wide Web (WWW) was invented in CERN. Seems therefore a good name for the Internet: CERN Zoo?
http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/the_cern_zoo_page.htm
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Sunday, 31 January 2010
CERN Zoo
'The Virtual Revolution' on BBC2 TV last night says World Wide Web (WWW) was invented in CERN. Seems therefore a good name for the Internet: CERN Zoo? http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/the_cern_zoo_page.htm
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Sunday, 11 October 2009
My new stories in 2009
Over a thousand new and previously published stories by DFL: http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/reinvented_wheel.mws NEW STORIES IN 2009:
All Endings Are Happy: http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/all_endings_are_happy.htm KNOTS: All Endings Are Happy: http://www.ligotti.net/showthread.php?p=15898 A Cthulhu Mythos Story: http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/a_cthulhu_mythos_story.mws GLIMPSE: http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2009/01/glimpse.html Drowsy With Divinity: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=80029030&blogID=464312875 And The Exploding Marrow: http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/and_the_exploding_marrow.htm Diary of a 21st Century Drunk - Entry One: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=136537694&blogID=466078745 Entry Two: http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/entry_two.htm Entry Three: http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2009/01/man-oba.html Entry Four: http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/109295.html Entry Five: http://www.ligotti.net/showthread.php?t=2526 Entry Six: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=145421249&blogID=467220266 Entry Seven: http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/the_knot_of_knots.mws Entry Eight: http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2009/01/30/on-the-poe.html Ligottus: http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/ligottum.htm Derivatives: http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2009/02/derivatives.html The Fubbcuckle: http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/name_for_the_credit_crunch.htm Yesterday Was A Funny Day: http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/yesterday_was_a_funny_day.htm The Stumbling Fear: http://shocklinesforum.yuku.com/sreply/98667/t/Credit-Crunch-recession-or-depression-.html Build A Character - http://www.ligotti.net/showthread.php?t=2615 The Orchard - http://www.ligotti.net/showpost.php?p=17395&postcount=1 Demolish A Character: http://www.ligotti.net/showpost.php?p=17426&postcount=3 5 Apr: The Art Gallery: http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2009/04/art-gallery.html 9 Apr: Naan Bread & Slippers: http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/109682.html 12 Apr: Cern Zoo: http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/?entry=345388 17 Apr: The Drains Are Blocked: http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/299.html 2 May: Celliano: http://www.ligotti.net/showthread.php?t=2878 15 May: A Handbag: http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2009/05/handbag.html http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/110014.html 'Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow" by the Clacton Writer's Group (14.5.09)
24 May: Éclaircissement (a poem): http://www.ligotti.net/showpost.php?p=21796&postcount=319 19 Jun: Last Song: http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/110864.html 19 Jun: The End of the Pier: http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/the_end_of_the_pier.htm 21 Jun: Taught by Masters: http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2009/06/taught-by-masters.html 29 Jun: Made From Passion: http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/made_from_passion.mws 11 Aug: Tea and Biscuits: http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/114066.html 16 Aug: A Candle Dream http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/a_candle_dream.htm 17 Aug: The Art of Caring for Candle-Dreeamers http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/the_art_of_caring_for_candledreamers.htm 10 Sep: Rods & Mockers http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/rods__mockers.htm 15 Sep: Two Old Gents http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/two_old_gents.htm 25 Sep: Another Two Old Gents http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2009/09/another-two-old-gents.html#links 26 Sep: Yet Another pair Of Old Gents http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/yet_another_pair_of_old_gents.mws 8 Oct: The Two Old Gents Have Flights Of Fancy http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2009/10/two-old-gents-have-flights-of-fancy.html 11 Oct: Pirate http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2009/10/pirate.html
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Sunday, 7 June 2009
secret wheel 18
Secret Wheel (18) MORE PREVIOUSLY PRINT-PUBLISHED STORIES POSTED TO WEIRDMONGER WHEEL DURING 2008:
============================ Southend-on-Sea (The Third Half 1987) http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1727285/southendonsea/
Spam (Weird Monger's Tales 1994) http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1727287/spam/
http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1727291/conjugal-spice/
http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2007/07/house-trained-imprimatur-of-monster.html
http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1727294/culture-vultures/
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1727304/jack-the-cutter/
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1727307/it-must-have-been-toddington/
http://elizabethbowen.fortunecity.com/blog/entry40.html
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1727312/foxflesh/
http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1727300/born-from-night/
http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1727299/talkback/
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1727310/ogthrod-aif-gebl/
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1727308/beyond-belief/
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1727309/cathedrals-in-the-clouds/
http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/07/24/crab-paste.html
http://elizabethbowen.fortunecity.com/blog/entry41.html
http://elizabethbowen.fortunecity.com/blog/entry42.html
http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/226.html
http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/227.html
http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/228.html
http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/226.html
http://nemonymous.tripod.com/word_hunger/index.blog/1813205/certificate-40/
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=147731320&blogID=393195110
http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/07/24/sisters-in-death.html
http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/2007/07/24/
http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/2007/07/24/
http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/2007/07/24/
http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/2007/07/24/
http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/2007/07/24/
http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/2007/07/24/
http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/curfew_watcher.mws
http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/ghost_hunters.mws
http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/cobb.mws
http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/07/24/the-zodiac-of-murkales.html
http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/07/24/worms-and-words.html
http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/comforting_wrath_mistaken_identity.mws
http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/230.html
http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/231.html
http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/232.html
http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/no_words_for_voices.mws
http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/233.html
http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/07/24/nits.html
http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/07/24/mugger-s-rent.html
http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/07/24/lardy-dar.html
http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/234.html
http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/07/24/the-gaze-strip.html
http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1813202/the-windcheater/
http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1813182/misbegotten-love/
http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2008/05/small-talk-big-issues.html
http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1813180/wild-jokers-and-square-balls/
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1812984/textbook-of-green/
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1812983/simon-heman/
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secret wheel 13
Secret Wheel (13) THE STORY COLLABORATIONS OF DF LEWIS (1948- ) AND GORDON LEWIS (1922 - 2007) THAT DO NOT APPEAR IN THE 'ONLY CONNECT' BOOK
END OF DFL/GL COLLABORATIONS
ALL DFL COLLABORATIONS (!) ARE LINKED FROM HERE: http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/dfl_collaborations.htm ========================================================================= http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/239.html - Random Floors
http://tinyurl.com/yujf43 - Boot Heels*
http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog?entry_id=1642026 - Mustard Kat*
http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog?entry_id=1642028 - The Thing Of The Past*
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog?entry_id=1642029 - Lonely Hearts*
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog?entry_id=1642032 - Inchware*
http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/the_loan.mws - The Loan*
http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/owens_damascus_road.htm - Owen’s Damascus Road*
http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2007/02/when-dawn-met-dusk.html - When Dawn Met Dusk*
http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/211.html - Zone Fever*
http://tinyurl.com/36dmza - Angling*
http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/love_is_like.htm - Love Is Like...
http://tinyurl.com/36dmza - A Needless Palliative*
http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/put_out.mws - Put Out
http://tinyurl.com/36dmza - Dust To Dust*
http://tinyurl.com/36dmza - If Breath Be Fire*
http://tinyurl.com/36dmza - Salt Rites*
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1813215/yorick/ - Yorick*
http://elizabethbowen.fortunecity.com/blog/entry25.html - Count The Dreams*
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=136537694&blogID=345831670&Mytoken=065D4F30-DE57-4CB5-B66F629B9F83135918291062 - The Reincarnator
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog?entry_id=1643048 - Wormhole*
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog?entry_id=1643048 - Reflections*
http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/02/19/pest.html - Pest*
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog?entry_id=1643051 - Killing Time*
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog?entry_id=1643051 - Budget Day*
http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1711047/abraham-bintiff-v/ - Abraham Bintiff V
http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/06/22/the-best-of-all-possible-worlds.html - The Best Of All Possible Worlds
http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/06/22/the-brom-cupboard-of-crossed-destinies.html - The Broom-Cupboard of Crossed Destinies (with Rhys Hughes)
http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1711056/the-wilde-head/ - The Wilde Head
http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2007/06/revery.html - Revery
http://tinyurl.com/2qrrz4 - The Dead Hand
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1852823/dear-maude/ - Dear Maude
http://tinyurl.com/37uj94 - A Disorderly Imagination*
http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1813204/egg-stew/ - Egg Stew
http://weirdmonger.livejournal.com/2007/06/22/ - First Mover
http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1711188/gender-on-mars/ - Gender On Mars
http://tinyurl.com/ytauyy - The Tide Of Time*
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1711191/the-philosophy-of-love/ - The Philosophy Of Love
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1711195/kickstart-a-kid/ - Kickstart A Kid
http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2007/06/22/lavinia-s-eyes.html - Lavinia’s Eyes (with PF Jeffery)
http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/slaughtergirl.mws - Slaughtergirl*
*this asterisk currently means nothing.
http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2008/05/craters-of-gills.html#links Craters of Gills
http://elizabethbowen.fortunecity.com/blog/entry78.html#body Half The Battle
http://elizabethbowen.fortunecity.com/blog/entry79.html#body Too Much Love
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1852612/the-da-i-did/ The Day I Did
http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/prince_philips_diary.mws Prince Philip's Diary
http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/275.html Wordscreen
http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1812522/sun-sea-sorrow/
http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1812523/scales-and-balances/
http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1812526/trepanning/
http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1812527/and-never-was-piping-so-sad/
http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2008/05/visages-of-jade.html#links
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1812528/the-wedge-question/
http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2008/05/ulteriors-motive.html#links
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1812529/thoughts-ribaldries/
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1812530/all-so-real/
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1852611/torn-apart/ Torn Apart
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1812531/fanblade-seven/
http://weirdmonger.mindsay.com/inventions.mws Inventions
http://weirdmonger.blogdrive.com/archive/276.html Sojourn of Strangers (with John Travis)
http://elizabethbowen.fortunecity.com/blog/entry80.html *Hey Garland, I dig your Tweed coat* (with John Travis)
http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1812972/home-is-where-you-lay-your-hat/ - with Anthea Holland
http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1812973/cathy-come-home/ (with Anthea Holland)
http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1812976/rain-rain-go-away/ (with Gordon Lewis)
http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1812977/strangers-of-the-knight/ (with Gordon Lewis)
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1812978/a-secret-ancestry/ (with Gordon Lewis)
http://simplon.blogspirit.com/archive/2008/05/11/spiteful-tables.html (with Tim Lebbon)
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1812981/her-words-not-mine/ (with Allen Ashley)
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1812983/simon-heman/
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1812984/textbook-of-green/
http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1813180/wild-jokers-and-square-balls/
http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2008/05/small-talk-big-issues.html
http://augusthog.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1813182/misbegotten-love/
http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1813202/the-windcheater/
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=145421249&blogID=393193724&Mytoken=24EEA6E0-E9AF-4A85-AD0F8CCFD9F3DFEB8295623 Colchester Dreams
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=136537694&blogID=393194132&Mytoken=5816A4DE-77E0-44BD-A132B1D4D39FE6098534625 The Last Message
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=147731320&blogID=393195110&Mytoken=ADC8F5A5-AAF8-43B3-BB126B8D6162601E8392669 Striking of Camp
http://wordonymous.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1813204/egg-stew/
http://nemonymous.tripod.com/word_hunger/index.blog/1813205/certificate-40/
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1813208/weirdities/
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1813210/delicious/
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/blog/index.blog/1813211/the-middle-day/
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1813213/death-where-is-thy-sting/
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1852831/the-irreducibles-of-nygremaunce/ The Irreducibles of Nygremaunce
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1813215/yorick/
https://weirdtongue.tripod.com/weirdtongue/index.blog/1813218/the-forgotten-envelope/
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Thursday, 4 June 2009
The Walking Mat (1993) This is one of the longer stories in this book, but, unlike many of the previous long ones, it is not a quilted story. It seems organic. A definite ‘genius loci’. It seems to summarise some of the leit-motifs still homing in. It is a man’s return to the half-sunken novelty hotel where his wife died at his hand on honeymoon. It is about the nature of a gratuitous act. It is of a dual symbiosis where one of the participants dies in the process. It is of the evolution of selves. Tripartite wars. The optimum-last-thought-at-the-point-of-one’s-own-death. It is of interaction and dialogue reminiscent of ‘Effervescent’, ‘The Chaise Longue’, ‘The Scar Museum’... It is of many other things I can no longer grasp. I have been developing a huge amount of self-doubt as I progress through this experimental (‘intentional fallacy’-inspired) real-time review of ostensibly my own book. But one needs to factor in randomness and synchronicity, truth and fiction. Yet it remains essentially pretentious, and if I believe that an author is just as able (or unable) to critique his own book as other so-called independent reviewers – why have I seen fit to interpolate personal anecdotes throughout, i.e. anecdotes about the writing of some of the stories? Perhaps the answer is in the end of ‘The Walking Mat’: an ending of re-enactment and role-playing. If that is a story-spoiler, I apologise, but it is necessary for me to make this ‘self’-important observation in the context of what is fast becoming an important event in my writing life (i.e. this review). An importance I did not predict when embarking a week or so ago upon doing this (on the face of it, crass) experiment. I suppose it is significant that at the outset I speculated upon this review taking months or even years. And here I am, today, nearly finished! “The hotel was expensive. Not so much a sea-view as the fish-eye itself.” (4 June 09)
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Sunday, 31 May 2009
CONTINUED FROM HERE Hmmm – actually, this over-long story is better than I remember it ... just! Perhaps Karl Edward Wagner did have a point after all when he chose it for ‘Year’s Best Horror Stories’. I have great respect for him and his fiction and his editorial work. Therefore, I shall hold fire on this story. Make your own mind up. I’ll just itemise the high points (for me) then: an assisted suicide beneath a pyramid of second-hand books, some apocalyptic visions and the language used to describe them, a strange relationship between a pair of twins (perhaps, paradoxically, the ultimate tripartite war!), Salustrade as the highly-strung, imp-like ‘gladiator’, the steampunk SF scenario under a gothic city and the Padgett Weggs finale. It’s perhaps that some of these high-points don’t make the grade as amenable jigsaw pieces! This story crams in so many DFL emblems it makes the task of this real-time review discovering the book’s audit trail of leit-motifs (leading to an eventual gestalt) either too difficult or too easy. Never in between. Scaredy and Whitemouth (1994) This one seemed far better than I remembered. I remembered it as a pedestrian story of a blind girl called Aspen – and her two cats – and someone called David whom she visualised. It is about those things. But the ending came as a complete surprise and the innuendo of some people ‘seeing’ more things by feeling their way reminded me of various processes I’ve experienced when doing these real-time reviews. But that’s not the real reason. This was a story that genuinely touched me as if I’d never written it. The Narrator this time was not on a dimmer-switch, but I, imputed author become the unconnected reader, was dimming and brightening in a slow-motion strobe as if in some process that could only be envisioned by a real blind person. I almost could answer the question: who empathised with whom? Almost. [Perhaps one needs two people to try empathising mutually so as to allow a missing missing-wall to be found by a third party as a chink of light through which he or she can ‘read’ both parties far more clearly than they could even ‘read’ each other and themselves. A three-cornered dance ... or a tripartite war’s surrender or peace conference.] “Aspen had dreams in her sleep. Blindness couldn’t prevent that. She saw the places she visited during the day in precise detail, down to the assistant at the underwear shop with pitted face, toothbrush moustache and tape measure round his shoulders.” (27 May 09 - another 4 hours later) The Scar Museum (1996) A somehow logical treatment of a protagonist who runs a Scar Museum and stays in hotels in Spa towns so as to cull as many potential exhibits as possible from the inhabitants – paralleled by a metaphor of life’s scars extending to real scars on the mind’s surface, a mind that can also be culled. It tells of his well-narrated encounter with two women and with a pig-like dog called Tussle. And there is a guest appearance by Padgett Weggs in his dosser role. It all makes eminent sense. And fits into a growing hypothesis that this collection is really a novel... Read as a separate story, it works, too. It makes unbelievability the new believability. Some strange expressions like ‘unworld-famous museum’ and ‘undesigner-rip in the jeans’ take this concept of against-the-grain truth into a realm of even weaker tissues of lie. (28 May 09)
“Freda often thought out loud after her memory started to go. If she could but know where it was going, that might have helped.” This story has become devastating. When I first wrote it I was around 20 years younger than I am now, and it wasn’t quite so devastating to me then. It is a story of misunderstandings and memories as one grows older as a married couple. It cleverly centres round a mysterious Christmas Card that arrives every year. Time attenuates into a scar of its former condition. Which is best - to lose something or never to know you had it? Then slowly and unenthusiastically queuing behind crazy people for the emergency exit from life’s auditorium. “The great miracle about it all, he thought, was that people lived as if they were immortal, but knowing at the back of their mind all the time that one day, one unexpected day, they would pass on. That was God’s con trick. What made it more absurd God would never put in an appearance to have the last laugh.” (28 May 09 - 4 hours later)
A densely word-packed flash fiction about Simple Simon and the Pieman and Jack the Giantkiller in a tripartite dream. A ‘bony-meat haven’ or a ‘slight ghost in the night hutch’ or ‘wishbone substance of shadow’? A question of philosophical identity. And just another piece to fit into the jiggery-pokery that is this book. “‘The only giants left to kill are ourselves.’ – Rachel Mildeyes.” (29 May 09)
CONTINUED FROM HERE. At this point, we are about halfway through this book. A Selfish Strain (1998) A ‘dream of real air’ from a world under water? Well sort of. It’s a chunky prose piece “using words less understandable than the alien dialect once crated to Earth in the beaks of insane, if articulate, chickens”. It is about the cynical narrator’s son bringing home a girl friend (who is a bit like one of those Haw Haw creatures in ‘Caretaker’?) – with‘coral seas beyond the stocking-tops’. DFL stories are often frightening – not so much because they are always Horror stories – but because it’s frightening to think anyone could have written them! Or even wanted to. "High-faluting college talk, I called it. He needed his brains flushing out.” (29 May 09 - 2 hours later)
The Sun Setting (2003) This is one of the few works that was first published in the ‘Weirdmonger’ book. Strangely, it is the only story that is out of alphabetical order (as you will see). Perhaps a red-herring in a ‘whodunnit’ or ‘isitreallyanovel?’ novel. It is also, I believe, the shortest piece in the book. About a lake (the lake in 'Egnis'?) A genuine prose poem, as opposed to a story. I shall break some more reviewing ground by making my review of this piece the whole piece itself from beginning to end: “THE SUN SETTING The lake was darker than the deepest sleep. I could still sense the horizon, though, while I or someone like me stood on the water’s edge: sensing that the tideless ripples were louder because it was night and there were less distractions. There were several others, awake or asleep, I wasn’t sure, who stood ranked along the edge: as if waiting for the glorious moment of waking or sunrise whichever came first. A sense of awe. A greater sense of suspense. A sense of sense. It was difficult to express even the simplest sense of all. Meanings lost touch with reality. Whilst thoughts regained reality piecemeal, during the process: a rim of screaming orange slowly worming across the already known horizon of utter darkness. Then the sun ineluctably inched upward, a slowworm, an inchworm, a wormhole of blinding iritis of the eye: sloe gin, searing cocktail of the senses, gingerly ratcheting into focus: half up now, almost three-quarters: as the lake became a sheen of fire; I or someone like me, almost fully awake, turned to see the other watchers of the lake, standing to attention, saluting the sun or, rather, shading their eyes from the sun with their hands: they could almost see the veins under the flesh by looking at the sun through themselves: I recognised one or two of the watchers: friends, relations, enemies even. There was not a single stranger. We were all bleary eyed, squinting, shambling, shuffling, a slow-motion locomotion nearer the lake’s edge, as if in some wildly lethargic attempt to summon the sun to ourselves, gathering it to our bosom. I or someone like me closed one eye. It was like winking. Acknowledging the presence of a life-giving force: after all, the sun gave us life, and we needed to return the favour. Exchange blessings with the most sacred powerhouse of God and Mystery. If God it were. Only representatives knew whom they represented. And the sun could not speak, could not be killed for the message it brought, could not accept blame or praise. Slowly now, far more slowly than we could imagine by wading through the margins of water with which the lake ruffled our bare feet towards its blistering furnace, the sun appeared to engorge as the horizon finally released its lower arc of corona. And nigh filled the sky. I or someone like me held hands with my neighbour, and he or someone like him took hold of his neighbour and she or someone like her took hold of her neighbour … as we walked deeper into the lake. And slowly, so very slowly, watched ourselves as our lives passed before our eyes as if we had actually lived such events in the course of some unspoken reality. The worm drowned. As heads inched beneath the silken smoothness of sparkling fire, it was as if each head was its own sun setting. Some of us or some people like us decided to linger to see the real thing.” (29 May 09 - another 30 minutes later)
Shades of Emptiness (2003) First published in this book, this is a Joycean you-monologue (you being me) that ranges in quick-fire fashion between ‘identities’, historicities, house parties, slimefests, emptinesses... There are many strong visions and images and spectacular usages of language in this very long ‘story’. But do they cohere? Not to the present reader. This is the ugly face of ‘Weirdmonger’ – perhaps paralleling or symbolising the wider frustrations and eventual failure of those audit-trailers out there or of any seekers of leit-motif from within the whole book to make a gestalt. “So, you determined to gate-crash and then gate-crash again. If a party was worth a party, it took you ten thousand years to reach its inner sanctum, where the action actually was.” (29 May 09 - another 90 minutes later) . The Shiftlings (1991) It is a story rather than a prose poem, but I surprisingly find it is shorter than ‘The Sun Setting’! It is a conversation of dreams and the reaching through hair towards the head itself. A wispy ghost story. We are all ghosts, perhaps. “But you must learn to sort out the straight bits first, or the middle will never come.” (29 May 09 - another 2 hours later) Small Fry (2003) First published in this book, this is my favourite DFL story ... where all the various DFLeries and DFLisms come together. It tells of an extended family in Wales, their associates in the TV world of the Sixties, the near-physical ghosts, the charade party games, the obliquities that (here at least) mean far more than any linear or straightforward devices can manage, the poignancies often touching upon absurdity or grotesqueness, the tripartite war of unsexual love, sexual love and irregular lust - all conveyed by a language that here works perfectly as a blend of dense texture and clarity, of poetry and prose. “The magic times always seemed to be saved for a Sunday, when Father took us for views. His old jalopy took the steep winding roads in its stride. Up a Welsh hill, with our breaths snatched away, we gazed awestruck at the way God was able to make things so really big and high, as if He were showing off for the benefit of us small fry.” ‘Small Fry’ makes me want to question the word ‘weirdmonger’ that one of my children invented for me in the eighties. There is something constructively ambivalent about the word. As in this very story. Not destructive as it is in the actual story entitled ‘Weirdmonger’ later in this book. There is a difference between the Weirdmonger who writes these stories and the character who stole the name from the writer and used it as its name when the writer wasn’t looking and took it on and spoilt it and gave it a spurious ‘truth’. And, damn me, then I actually found it became the overall title of the whole book! (29 May 09 - another 2 hours later) . Small Talk (1994) “...filled with sinister back-to-back churches and tenebrous terraced steeples. Things with souls seemed to be loitering on the pavements like coffins of flesh, whose talk was so small, silent it was.” This is a long story of a day trip by car from Croydon to Leeds and back again. It is based on the exact details of the real trip in 1988 to a SF Convention with another writer (called Gary in the story but not a Gary in real life) who was of course then much younger and unfamous. Interpolated between the outward trip and the return trip are a series of discrete (?) short stories that the driver (based on me) fictitiously told the passenger en route. Do these stories cohere and/or stand up as stories or act as reasonless ‘small talk’? Some of them concern car travel: full of every-day and grotesque and absurd images / visions (much like ‘Shades of Emptiness’ but here, I feel the format works better). It is a sort of mini ‘leit-motif to gestalt’ within a larger ‘leit-motif to gestalt’ of the ‘Weirdmonger’ book itself. Dolls within dolls. We nearly had a fatal accident on that real trip, I recall. Would the world have been a better place had that happened – to the two dolls rattled around inside like dice? “‘Don’t turn left on Sydenham Road!’ he insisted, upon giving me directions back to Croydon. If he said it once, he said it a hundred times.” (30 May 09)
THE 'WEIRDMONGER' REAL-TIME REVIEW CONTINUED HERE
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Sunday, 24 May 2009
www.nemonymous.com
See Wikipedia site if you haven't the time to read the whole of this page! IN 2001, NEMONYMOUS WAS THE WORLD'S FIRST UNCREDITED ANTHOLOGY OF FICTION STORIES. NEMONYMOUS PRICES: HERE NEMONYMOUS SUBMISSION GUIDELINES WILL BE SHOWN ON THIS SITE DURING ANY PARTICULAR READING PERIOD. CURRENTLY CLOSED (from 1 April 2009) UNTIL COMPLETION OF 'CERN ZOO' (NEMONYMOUS NINE). THE CERN ZOO PAGE: HERE
Link: ZENCORE! - iconic BOOK (Nemonymous Seven) - 2007.
"I LOVED IT!!" 8 Feb o9: http://shocklinesforum.yuku.com/topic/9475
Link: CONE ZERO (Nemonymous 8) - 2008 Cone Zero (2008): 'a flawless anthology'
Some interviews that deal at least in part with 'Nemonymous':
For NEMO'S ARK concept: HERE. Nemonymous MySpace: HERE SHOWING THE VARIOUS NEMONYMOUS COVER IMAGES. Nemonymous announcements: VEILS & PIQUES. In addition to the quotes and reviews below there are some even more amazing ones linked from HERE! And Reviews of ZENCORE! HERE
"Experience is never limited, and it is never complete; it is an immense sensibility, a kind of huge spider-web of the finest silken threads suspended in the chamber of consciousness, and catching every air-borne particle in its tissue." The Megazanthus An anthology of parthenogenetic fiction and late-labelling ORDERS: GB Pounds: inclusive of UK postage or Surface Mail: (A) CONE ZERO = £10 (B) ZENCORE = £8 (C) CONE ZERO plus ZENCORE = £16 (D) A, B or C above plus one or more of the previous ‘Nemonymous’ anthologies (1, 2, 3, 4 or 5) will be an additional cost of £3 for each anthology. (£5 per anthology if not part of A, B or C.) Multiply any total amount above by 1.3 for Air Mail instead of Surface Mail. UK orders of £18 or more will also receive a free ONLY CONNECT paperback. Payment by Paypal to DF Lewis at bfitzworth@yahoo.co.uk =========================
SIDESHOW: Silly Idea - The Baser Pulps - Nemonymous - The Weirdmonger Wheel - Themed Quotations from DFL - Weirdmonger (Prime Book 2003) - DFL's review of 'Teatro Grottesco' - The Pit and the Pessimum
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Saturday, 16 May 2009
Real-Time Reviews as invented by DF Lewis
There may be unavoidable spoilers in all my reviews (although I do try to avoid them). An author's blog HERE. "Had an interesting experience this week of watching an “as live” review of The Ephemera taking shape as it was being read."
Another author's blog here about the DFL review of his book: HERE. "So here’s a sincere thanks to Des for his perceptive and insightful reading of my work."
A review of DFL's review of Ligotti's book below: HERE. "If you're looking for a brief romp through weird literature and the banker Meltdown, or have wondered what one weirdmonger on the fringe thinks of another wordsmith of the high weird, then you have found your destination."
HERE: "Des you make me want to buy books. My dream is to have you one day do one of these enlightening reviews about a collection of my stories. Brilliant stuff!"
Paul Meloy: HERE: "Des, this has been an absolute pleasure! Delightful, unique, touching...an honour. I predict these stream-of-consciousness reviews will become the essential thing to have and be in great demand! Thanks for taking the time to do this, Des!" EDIT (22 APR 09): These reviews have developed into what I now call Real-Time Reviews of Books. The more recently dated ones below show this development more markedly.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- May 2007: DFL's review ('On The Hoof') of Thomas Ligotti's 'Conspiracy Against The Human Race': HERE with TL's reply. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Nov 08 - Jan 09:
http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/glyphotech_by_mark_samuels.htm http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/beneath_the_surface_by_simon_strantzas.htm http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/omens_by_richard_gavin.htm http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/divinations_of_the_deep_by_matt_cardin.htm http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/rain_dogs_by_gary_mcmahon.htm http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/teatro_grottesco_by_thomas_ligotti.htm http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/how_to_make_monsters_by_gary_mcmahon.htm ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(3 Feb 09): http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/tamar_yellin.htm - Tales of The Ten Lost Tribes
(17 Feb 09): http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/the_reach_of_children__by_tim_lebbon.htm
(21 Feb 09): http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/the_impelled__other_headtrips_by_gary_fry.htm (7 Mar 09): World Wide Web And Other Lovecraftian Upgrades - by Gary Fry (11 Mar 09): Beneath The Ground - edited by Joel Lane (15 Mar 09): UNBECOMING And Other Tales Of Horror - by Mike O'Driscoll (20 Mar 09): The Ephemera - by Neil Williamson (25 Mar 09): Somnambulists - by Allen Ashley (29 Mar 09): The Villa Désirée and Other Uncanny Stories - by May Sinclair (11 Apr 09): Sanity and Other Delusions - by Gary Fry (12 Apr 09): http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/sleepwalkers__marion_arnott.htm (15 Apr 09): ISLINGTON CROCODILES by Paul Meloy (20 Apr 09): http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/mindful_of_phantoms.htm by Gary Fry. (6 May 09): The English Soil Society - by Tim Nickels (6 May 09): The Cusp of Something - by Jai Clare
Still in reading/reviewing: "Real-Time Review of 'Weirdmonger' by DF Lewis" by DF Lewis Visits To The Flea Circus - by Nick Jackson
============================================================ PS: Review of a long on-line novel: http://weirdmonger.blogspot.com/2008/06/odalisque.html - a novel by PF Jeffery
Mark Samuels' WHITE HANDS: http://nightshadebooks.com/discus/messages/8/752.html?1227381699 (June 2003)
Real-time notes on Robert Aickman: http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/robert_aickman.htm
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Monday, 16 March 2009
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My Readings aloud: http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/df_lewis_reading_aloud.htm
My reviews: http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/recent_reviews_of_books_by_dfl.htm
Cone Zero: http://weirdmonger.blog-city.com/cone_zero_under_way.htm
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Monday, 12 January 2009
Meeting of Minds
Meeting of MindsThe huge digital clock clacked loudly like an old-fashioned cricket scoreboard where a run was scored every second. The double clack each ten seconds relieved to some extent the otherwise hypnotic rhythm. He was waiting for a late night train. Nobody else was on the platform, but he did spot a foetus-like rodent scampering along one of the rails. For one moment, he thought it was the live rail, but following the creature’s disappearance behind a wooden plank, he assumed he must have been mistaken. The clouds had disappeared too, leaving the stars untangled, the moon uncluttered - except for two dark shapes approaching each other which were none of these things. Not aeroplanes with silent flashing lights, more like ill-defined ink-blots each about the size of an age-grimed pre-decimal penny upon the scale of his eye to the sky. Then the two shapes merged like cells under a microscope and suddenly shone as a silver half-crown. He wondered if he was the only one to notice these happenings in the sky, just before he felt the fatal electric shock in the ground as the Earth shorted at approximately 23:57:33. Published 'Crossings' 1993
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